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Holiday Humor Scented Soy Candle — “Fa La La La F**k This Shit” 9oz

Holiday Humor Scented Soy Candle — “Fa La La La F**k This Shit” 9oz

Regular price $15.99 USD
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A 9oz soy candle that balances cheeky holiday humor with cozy, hand-poured warmth. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, this jar burns clean for 50–60 hours and fills small rooms with your chosen scent — from warm Cinnamon Vanilla and Apple Harvest to fresh Clean Cotton or calming White Sage + Lavender. The glossy permanent label reads bold, irreverent holiday text that adds a laugh to slow evenings, post-holiday cleanup, or an overstuffed gift exchange. When the wax is gone, the glass vessel cleans up nicely and becomes a reusable holder for small plants, pencils, or matches. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick — clean, vegan burn
- Reusable glass jar — wash and repurpose after use
- 50–60 hour burn time for long-lasting fragrance
- Twelve scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Clean Cotton, and White Sage + Lavender
- Glossy permanent label; candle assembled in USA and ASTM-compliant

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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